Are you a designer? Working at home?

I am. And I do.

And for the most part I feel safe.
Double locks brought from the UK on the front door.
Keys that can’t be copied and all.
Security compound with 24/7 guards.
Guards who insist on walking the Pizza delivery boy on and up.

Then today I had a pest control chap come by.

The company comes by every two months or so.
Just one chap this time.
It’s usually two.

He does the inside.
He then asks if he could do the out.
(strange, because it’s not in the contract)
I said yes, thinking it was a freebie.

So he wanders out.
While I work away on my powerbook in the living room.
Working away, facing the long patio.

I look up.
He’s sitting with his butt on the banister outside.
Facing in, but leaning back and to the right to see down below.
Then leaning back and to the left.

He spots the large power pole.
The one that leads right up to the third floor and beyond.
Past where I live, only pausing to secure itself along the condo wall.

A perfect bridge. A bridge I know.
But pretended didn’t exist.

He turns around belly side.
To lean way over to the right to see more.

It was obvious what he’s been doing.
He’s been thinking.
While I’ve been pretending.

He’s been spraying my bedroom
(with fluffy pillows and a Catteau or two).
Spraying my office
(with computers and printers and scanners and more).
Spraying my living room
(with more precious bits and modern bits and ..)
And my kitchen
(well, I do need a new microwave .. the one with the silver all around … but …)

Then. He leaves.

I ditch my work.
To think.
To google.
For local security information.
To hire a security firm.
Drat.
In additional to the security already here.
Drat.
To put lights and horns and tape everywhere.

Drat. Yes. Drat. But.
I found this. A new concept in home security.
Bangkok vigilante ‘wipes out’ sleeping security guards.

I wonder how long he’ll be locked up?
And if he’ll need a job when he gets out?

So. Are you a designer? Working at home?

And the next big question is … do you feel safe?

Or do you also pretend?


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