Dear Support Associate

Yesterday I received a promotion from your company. To, you know, improve my blogging bottom line. Or sell me cups. Something really important like that.

When I went on your site to look, I found this message:

“Sorry, the web site you are accessing has been closed by Royal Thai Police due to inappropriateness such as pornography, gambling or contain any information which is deemed to violate national security.”

Being the kind and considerate person I am, I emailed to let you know what was up.

And what did I get in return?

“Dear Catherine,

If you are experiencing difficulties please try the following:

Make sure you have enabled cookies in your web browser. The security settings must be set at low in order for the system to recognize any information you submit. You may also want to clear the system cache within your browser. Once you have made these changes to your settings, you should exit your browser completely by closing all windows.

If you are connected to a firewall, any issues you are experiencing may be due to its settings. Please contact your system administrator for further assistance.

If there is anything else I can do for you please let me know.
Please click this link to take a quick survey to help us improve our service.

Best Regards,
Xxxx.com Support Associate”

I honestly do not believe your survey will have the appropriate buttons for me to push. But I do have a few choice ones I’d like to add.

Yes, I do.

And oh, what do we have here?

“Enjoy this stuff? Forward the email to a friend!”

Thank you. Yes. I do believe I will.

regards,
Catherine